My boyfriend has been digging around in the secondary vinyl collection and brought this up from the basement for a spin. It's as terrible as you'd imagine, and proof that loveable Terry Wogan is a tool of The Man as well as being a fan of the firm control ladies undergarment. Anyway, here it is for your listening pleasure, it seems to go on for ages. Extra points to those who want to video themselves doing these exercises in an 18 hour bra, girdle or corselette.
Fight the Flab with Terry Wogan (.mp3, 3.1mb)


6 comments:
Hilarious! Somebody needs to do an exhibition of fat fighting tools through the ages.
Why don't you?
what does it say on the bottom of the back of the sleeve? I can read 'Place directly on turntable. Do not attempt to play on top of another record'... but not the last bit.
Was this for someone who had never played a vinyl disc record before?
And in regards to 'do not attempt to play on top of another record' - what about a multi-stacker phonograph? Do Terry's rigid rules apply to one of those groovy, portable numbers? Cuz I bet I could have multistacked Terry's corselette ramblings on mine.
PLAYING INSTRUCTIONS: Place directly on turntable. Do not try to play on top of another record. Do not try to use autochanger.
It's a flexi, so I guess that's why they're being overly pedantic. Funny though!
I was told that you *should* always put a regular record under a flexidisc... oh I don't know what to think now! Terry - you have turned my world upside down!
I'm none the wiser either.
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